EA FC 25 players starting a new Club or Ultimate Team always look for one of the best team names, either to make people laugh – or just themselves. Here, we’ve shortlisted 250 funny names you could try this year.
We’ve all been there where you load into a game of Ultimate Team or Pro Clubs and the name throws you off. This year, in EA FC 25, it will be no different.
Whether you’re looking for a cheeky play on words or something outright cringe, our list will have something for you.
Best team names for EA FC 25
A few of these are originals we have used before in previous seasons, and others have been generated with some help from ChatGPT – who seemed to absolutely love a pun, it has to be said. Not bad for a bot!
- Class on Grass
- Alisson Wonderland
- Cech Your Hard Drive
- Kanu Believe It
- Real SoSoBad
- Game of Throw-Ins
- Crouch Potato
- Victorious Secret
- Ctrl Alt De Laet
- Back of the Neto
- Pique Blinders
- Mané on Fire
- Deeney in a Bottle
- Giroud Awakening
- Flying Without Ings
- Ayew Serious?
- Net Six and Chill
- Neville Wears Prada
- Kroos Control
- Panic at the Isco
- Rice Rice Baby
- Obi-Wan Iwobi
- Tea & Busquets
- Batshuayi Crazy
- Kiss My Pass
- Let’s Get Messi
- Show Me the Mané
- Blame it on the VAR
- Sterling Silver
- The Vardy Boys
- Messi Business
- Kepa Clean Sheet
- Murder on Zidane’s Floor
- Knockaert Blow
- N’Golo Locos
- Willian Dollar Baby
- Klopp Goes the Weasel
- Haaland Security
- Shakhtar Senseless
- Who Ate All Depays?
- Schürrle You Can’t Be Serious
- Klopp This Way
- You Kante Be Serious
- AC Me Rollin’
- Ruddy Hell
- Merteslacker
- Get the Klopp Outta Here
- Call Me Maybé
- Neuer Gonna Give You Up
- Barkley’s Nutmeg Stand
- Baines on Toast
- Lads on Toure
- Top of the Klopps
- Giroud Sandstorm
- Tikka Mo Salah
- Stirling Effort
- Firmino Cheese
- Kante Touch This
- Obafemi Martians
- Iniesta la Vista
- Diego Costa Coffee
- Lovren an Elevator
- Boom Xhakalaka
- Sarri Not Sarri
- The Cesc Pistols
- Makelele and the Funky Bunch
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
- Ctrl Alt Defeat
- Oxlade-Chamberlain of Secrets
- The Kouyaté Kid
- Run the Kewells
- Absolutely Fabregas
- Obi One Kenobi Nil
- Luke KyleWalker
- What the Ekotto
- Lingardium Leviosa
- Inglorious Bas Dost
- Right In the Feghoulis
- Blood Sweat and Beers
- Lahmageddon
- Xhaka Khan
- Krul and the Gang
- De Roon the World
- Dzeko and the Bunnymen
- Three Little Birds
- Sherlock Mahrez
- Let’s Get Fizzical
- Pepe Pig
- Captain Cook
- Klopp ‘Til You Drop
- Sons of Anarchy
- Ctrl Alt De Ligt
- The Big Lewandowski
- Vini Vidi Vici
- Dynamo Chicken Kiev
- Pathetico Madrid
- Shaw Thing
- Ferran for Your Life
- Unbelievable Jeff
- Two’s Kompany
- Balotelli’s Angels
- Hakimi the Dream
- Pope Fiction
- Kante Kick It?
- On the Marc
- Werner’s Originals
- Silence of the Lahms
- Real Bettis Hotpot
- Lord of the Ings
- Krul Intentions
- Shalom Havers
- The Wizard of Özil
- Schweinsteiger’s Sausages
- Benchwarmers United
- Men Behaving Chadli
- The Mad Hattericks
- InSane Sterling
- Wish Upon a VAR
- Backstreet Moyes
- Get the Mendy
- AbraDubravka
- Hungry for Goals
- Just Kepa It Real
- Stones Cold
- Buffon the GOAT
- Gone in 60 Sterling
- Let’s Get Zidane-gerous
- Demolition Mané
- Ayew Ready?
- The Immobile Army
- Maguire’s Web
- Grealish and Chips
- Right In the Feghoulis
- Modrić Magic
- Barely Got Pulisic
- Time Wijnaldum
- Firmino Problem
- Eye of the Trippier
- Holding Up the Play
- Cash Flow
- Boateng on Water
- Xhaka My Style
- Matip Control
- Ake Breaky Heart
- Makelele It Happen
- Finding Timo
- Odegaardians of the Galaxy
- Hakimi Hendrix
- Zouma’s Revenge
- AC Me Rollin’
- Pepe Laughs
- Me, My Delph, and I
- Party at the Sancho
- Mount Rushmore
- Robbing Hoods (Robin Koch & Aaron Ramsdale)
- Cucurella De Vil
- Tommy Yasu
- Mendy’s Marvels
- Can’t Touch Matic
- Chilwell the Force
- The Full Kroos
- 50 Shades of Andy Gray
- Laporte de Triomphe
- Coq au Vin (Francis Coquelin)
- John Terry and the Jets
- Gunnersaurus R.I.P.
- Mo Money Mo Problems
- Greased Lighting (Greasy Sánchez)
- Ready Steady N’Golo
- Call Me a Caballero
- Oblak Eagles
- Matic on Fire
- Sergio My Hero
- My Little Pogba
- Partey Time
- Aguero of Sunshine
- Stand by Mepham
- Tomi Gun
- Chicharito Burritos
- Mané Back
- Mull It Over
- No Prob Lloris
- Dembele Ringers
- Shaw Off
- Fernand-ough!
- Chopping Boadu
- Dropped Like Stones
- Take Your Pique
- Alaba Kadabra
- Ready Steady Freddy (Fred)
- Thibaut My God
- Saka to Me
- Hakuna Matataxi
- Ben Mee Up
- Get Your Rodrygo
- King of the Kante
- Hala Madridistas
- Football and Chillwell
- Full Krul
- Grimaldo’s Groove
- Joao Wonderland
- Rodon to Nowhere
- Fabinho Future
- Hojbjerg the Storm
- Break in Case of Edergency
- Top Bins with Llorente
- Who’s Ya Matic?
- Studying the Gundogan
- My Ballatelli
- Jota Down
- Llorente Rangers
- Hold the Lineker
- Sweeper Keepers
- Fast and Furlong
- Aguerd for Life
- Why So Serie A?
- Can’t Say No to Kolo
- The Matip Dance
- MacAllister in Wonderland
- Romelu-ver and Over
- Scott Offside
- De Tomas Doubts
- Ice Cold Kimpembe
- Traore to the Throne
- Rise of the Firpo
- 24 Carat Maguire
- Cornet Tossers
- French Toast and Pavard
- Banega in the Wind
- Sarr Wars
- Stop Me If You’ve Hird
- Soucek Yourself
- Bring Out the Gnabry
- Konate Believe It
- To the Mendy
- Coman the Destroyer
- Alex of Hearts
- Chiesa the Moment
- Bernardeschi’s Bakery
- Lamp It Up
- Messi of the North
- Walker Texas Ranger
- Mané Event
- Ings Can Only Get Better
- Nketiah Outta Here
- Ode to Richarlison
- Saint-Maximum Effort
- The Raphinha Code
- Mykal Mount
- Emre’s Eleven
Once you’ve picked your name in Ultimate Team, you’ll need to pick a starter pack. Here’s the best one to pick.
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Our pick
Of the entire list above, we’re going to be using ‘Murder on Zidane’s Floor‘ for our Club this year on the news desk. If you read it in a bit of a French accent for a laugh, it might distract you from the fact our striker is probably going to miss sitters for the first few games.
Now, there’s plenty of options here for you to choose from. Some are undoubtedly cheesier than others, but as many Ultimate Team and Clubs players will know by now, that’s sort of the name of the game.
The next thing you’ll need to do on UT and Clubs is pick a stadium and there are many new grounds this year – so check out our complete guide to new licenses here, in case one catches your eye!
